In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.
if ur gonna be a producer and ur thinking about having a dog die in ur movie, u need to not be a producer
What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off
them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you